#----------------------------------PLEASE NOTE---------------------------------# #This file is the author's own work and represents their interpretation of the # #song. You may only use this file for private study, scholarship, or research. # #------------------------------------------------------------------------------## From: MarkHenjum@aol.com Date: Wed, 16 Aug 1995 18:04:37 -0400 Subject: Roller Derby Queen, By Jim Croce ROLLER DERBY QUEEN Words and music by Jim CroceGonna tell you a story you won't believe But I fell in love last Friday evening With a girl I saw on a bar room TV screen Well I was just gettin' ready to get my hat When she caught my eye and I put it back And ordered myself a couple o' more shots and beers CHORUS: The night that I fell in love with a roller derby queen (Round and round, oh round and round) Meanest hunk o' woman that anybody ever seen Down in the arena She was five-foot-six and two-fifteen A bleached-blonde mama with a streak of mean She knew how to knuckle And she knew how to scuffle and fight The roller derby program said That she was built like a 'frigerator with a head Her fans call her Tuffy But all her buddies call her Spike (CHORUS) BRIDGE: Round and round, go round and round Round and round, go round and round < B7> < A7> < E7> Well I could not help but to fall in love With this heavy-duty woman I've been speakin' of Things were kind of bad until the day she skated into my life Well she might be nasty, and she might be fat But I never met a person who would tell her that She's my big blonde bomber, my heavy-handed Hackensack mama (CHORUS) (BRIDGE)